Friday, August 7, 2009

Shameful Hussy I Am

Yep. It's unfortunate the lengths (no pun intended) a bald spinster would go to... I broke down and bought this recently:




Vanity and superficiality be damned; I wanted volume. Unfortunately I look even more thin-haired with this jank inserted under my part. Serves me right I guess for believing that a $10 piece of plastic will work miracles... maybe it will suffice more efficiently as an impromptu ass-scratcher?

Man, just think how many scrunchies $10 would've bought me! (Dude, I'm kidding... I said I'm turning into a spinster... not an 80s lady.)

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