Monday, June 7, 2010

Words/Phrases to Eliminate from Our Collective Vocabs

Seriously. Get rid of this garbaggio... or risk turning into a Jersey Shore cast member.

It is what it is.
At the end of the day...
I'm not gonna lie, but...
To be honest with you...
Yikes
Yowza
Yaaaaaaaaaay! (As in: "Timmy just made a doodie in his potty. Yaaaaaaay!")
pistol (As in: "Timmy is being such a little pistol today. Tsk. Tsk.")
naughty (As in: "Don't say 'Oh my God' like naughty Aunt Jen.")
stinker (As in: "I'm sorry Timmy doesn't like your christmas gift. He's being a stinker.")
I got thrown under the bus
Brother and/or brotha and/or broseph (When the person is not related.)
Uber-anything
That's fierce, cute, hot, sassy, or chic
Epic anything
Respect or Disrespect
It's all good
I feel you
Dawg (unless used to make fun of someone's name)
Fuckabees
That's what it's all about
Without a doubt
I'm over it
It's my day (as in a bride using this as an asshole-ish excuse to treat people badly)
I'm type A
One day at a time
I'm just livin' the dream
Tweet, tweeting, tweetaholic, retweet, twitterhead, twitterature, twittersphere
Is there an app for that?
Can you hear me now?!?!
Epidemic, disease, crisis, war on anything (or other variations of militaristic/apocalyptic rhetoric)
In this economy
Teabagger
Socialism
Sarah Palin
Can you hear me now?
Device (instead of phone)
Awkward
Drama
Random
Baby bump
Cougar (as in an old-ass lady chasing a younger man)
Bling
Murdered out (as in a car)
Sexy
Fabulous
Anyting -ista
Green -anything
Lady Gaga
Apparently... (and then interject a relatively mediocre personal observation)
Absolutely
Communicate (as in it's not a process, but something finite)
I know, RIGHT!?!?!?


If the above weren't obvious enough, LSSU has a list of their own here.











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