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One of the best scripts ever... skip to 3mins 45 secs:





Cindy Kenner: [interview with Roseanne] Hi. Is beef back?

Roseanne: Well, I just want to say that the only thing I don't like about fat is that it doesn't have any sugar in it.

Cindy Kenner: Okay! But, um, doesn't a fatty diet, I mean, won't it make you fat?

Roseanne: So... A lot of people are fat, you know. In fact, I think more American women look like me than you, you know. Yeah, but when you watch TV, there's like no fat people on there or anything, like, when I watch that show "Friends", you know, that has all those whiny girls that are nothing but hair and bones, you know, and like, I watch them and they're like drinking those triple expressos and stuff and I'm just like "Hey! Go for the muffins!"

Roseanne: [Cindy tries to pull the microphone away from Roseanne] It kinda bugs me, you know, because uh, you know, I feel like, hey, I - I eat the same amount of food that they eat, I just don't puke when I'm done.



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She knew what was going on even in 1996. Loves =)